Ⅰ 搞笑圖片庫用英語怎麼說
搞笑圖片庫_有道翻譯
翻譯結果：
Funny photo gallery
photo
英 ['fəʊtəʊ]
美 ['foto]
n. 照片
Photo 照片,作品,相冊
photo album 寫真集,相冊,相簿
Photo Kano 戀曲寫真,寫真女友,英文名稱
Ⅱ 搞笑用英語怎麼說
幽默的英語：humorous
英['hjuːmərəs] 美['hjuːmərəs]
adj.幽默的；詼諧的
詞彙搭配：
1、humorous kid幽默的小子
2、Humorous Pics幽默影像
3、humorous ads幽默廣告
4、Humorous pictures幽默圖片
常見句型：
1、This is a humorous novel.
這是一部幽默小說。
2、He is a very kindly and rather humorous man.
他是一個十分善良和充滿幽默感的人。
3、He is very humorous.
他非常幽默。
4、The play was so humorous that the audience laughed all through it.
這個劇是如此的幽默以至於觀眾一直笑。
(2)互飆英語搞笑圖片擴展閱讀：
詞義辨析
humorous,amusing,comical,funny,ridiculous這幾個詞都可表示「引人發笑的」。其區別是：
1、amusing表示「逗笑的，令人開心的」；
2、funny表示「可笑的，滑稽的」，語意比amusing強，在口語中，還有「不可理解」的意思；
3、comical表示「喜劇性的，令人捧腹的」，只用於人的表情、行為或某一局面等，很少用來指具體事物；
4、humorous表示「幽默的」，指有意識地產生一種輕松可笑的效果；
5、ridiculous表示「荒謬的，愚蠢的」，有時可引申為「令人發笑的」，具有鄙視的意味。
Ⅲ 誰有兩人的搞笑英語對話或相聲！懸賞！有地大大的賞
Campus comic -- "campus"
甲：親愛的同學們，我想死你們了。
A: my dear classmates, I miss you.
乙：先向大家作一下介紹。
B: first we introce.
甲：我叫王邁達。
A: my name is Wang Maida.
乙：我叫黃映翔。
B: my name is Huang Yingxiang.
甲：yb，你是新生吧，以後有什麼需要我幫忙的盡管說，學長我一定會盡力而為的。
A: Yb, you are a freshman, after what I need help though say, I will do everything in one's power of students.
乙：哦，一定一定。老大，你成績好嗎？
B: Oh, sure. Boss, you get good grades?
甲：馬馬乎乎。
A: Mama huhu.
乙：那你成績為什麼這么好呢？
B: that you why so good?
甲：因為我是從「竹板炒肉絲」的慘痛經歷中磨練出來的，我已經深刻體會到：落後就要挨打。
A: because I am a honed from "the bitter experience heavy bamboo slats fried shredded pork", I have a profound experience: behind will be beaten.
乙：哎，英雄所歷略同呀。
B: Hey, hero history summary.
甲：能具體點嗎？
A: can the specific point?
乙：80分以下女子單打，70分以下男子單打，60分以下男女混合雙打。
B: 80 points following the women's singles, men's singles 70 points, 60 points below the mixed doubles.
甲：這怎麼說？
A: how do you say this?
乙：80分以下老媽揍我，70分以下老爸揍我，60分以下老爸老媽一起揍我。
B: 80 points below mom beat me, dad hit me below 70 points, 60 points below the beat with my mom and dad.
甲：你就是在這種環境下成長起來的嗎？
A: you are in this environment to grow up?
乙：誰在乎我的心裡有多苦，誰在意我的明天去何出。
B: who cares about me, how hard the heart, who will care about my tomorrow to go to where the.
甲：哎呀我可憐的學弟呀，不過沒事的，你的肌體早晚會磨練成金剛不壞之身的,到時候你就會永垂不朽了。
A: Oh, my poor brother ah, but all right, your body will temper as unscathed, but you will go down to posterity.
乙：哎學長，早就聽說你的學習是雞立鶴群，獨占鱉頭呀，就給我介紹介紹你的學習方法吧。
B: Hey sir, had heard that your learning is chicken standing cranes, exclusive turtle head ah, you introce me to your way of learning.
甲：昨夜寒蛩不住鳴，驚回奪魁夢，已三更，起來涼水沖沖臉，再拚命，幾挑窗前燈，一心為功名。窗前白葉落，阻征程，欲把心事付瑤琴，不可能，根本沒空。
A: Han Ming could not last night cricket, scared to dream up past midnight, title, cold water in the face, then desperately, few pick window headlights, one for the fame. The window of white leaves, resistance to your journey, Fu Yaoqin, could not, did not empty.
乙：可我就是學不好，再熬夜也學不好。
B: I can not learn, then stay up all night is not good.
甲：你白天學，晚上學，吃飯學，上廁所也學，干什麼都要想著學習學習再學習。
A: you day school, night school, dinner, the toilet, stem what want to learn and learn again.
乙：那哪成啊，晚上學一夜，白天就只好睡覺。吃著飯看書，我兩次把飯塞進鼻孔里，三次把飯塞進耳朵里，四次把飯塞進別人的嘴裡。上廁所看書，我怕呀。
B: so what ah, night, night, to sleep ring the day. Eat to read a book, I two put the meal into nostrils, three times the rice into his ear, four times the rice into the other's mouth. Go read a book, I am afraid.
甲：怕什麼？
A: what are you afraid of?
乙：我怕掉進去，我不會在那裡游泳啊。
B: I'm afraid fall into, I will not swim there.
甲：那你在學校都幹些什麼？
A: you in the school all to do what?
乙：我在學校，蹦蹦跳跳，哭哭笑笑，打打鬧鬧，撞牆上吊，白天睡覺夜裡放炮，沒事了鑽到床底下跟老鼠亂咬。
B: I was in school, bounce, laugh or cry, Dadanaonao, wall hanging, sleeping ring the day, night shooting, nothing to get under the bed with the mouse bite.
甲：學習不刻苦，不如回家賣紅薯，學習不努力，不如回家去種地。算了，別在這受苦受累了，回家去吧。
A: don't study hard, it is better to sell sweet home, don't study hard, as home to farm. Well, don't suffer, go home.
乙：哎……你這是什麼話，你有什麼了不起，不就是學習好點嘛，我要搞的你們家雞犬不寧。
B: hey...... What are you talking about, you have what fantastic, is not to learn a good point, you jiquanbuning home I get.
甲：你想怎麼樣？
A: what do you want?
乙：我往你們家打電話。喂，請問是王邁達的母親嗎，告訴你一個不幸的消息，可愛的王邁達同學於昨天上午被車撞了一下，又被石頭砸了一下，被驢踢了一下，還被狗咬了一口，現在正在醫院搶救。
B: I call you home. Hello, is that Wang Maida's mother, tell you a sad news, lovely classmates yesterday morning Wang Maida was hit by a bus, it is stone hit, kicking ass, was bitten by the dog, is now in the hospital rescue.
甲：地點？
A: location?
乙：黑龍江烏魯木齊。
B: Heilongjiang Urumqi.
甲：說這么遠干什麼？
A: so far stem what?
乙：讓她坐著車慢慢找去吧，把車費全搭進去。
B: let her sit car slowly look, the fare all take in.
甲：好吧，算你狠，大家都聽著，誰家有這樣的電話都找他，都是他乾的。
A: OK, you win, you listen, who have this phone for him, all he did.
乙：說實在的，我學習確實有困難。
B: to tell the truth, I really have difficulty learning.
甲：有什麼困難？
A: what are the difficulties?
乙：我一看書就發困，就渴就餓，就想上廁所。
B: I read a book on the sleepy, thirst hungry, they want to go to the toilet.
甲：這好辦呀。
A: that's easy.
乙：咋辦？
B: what?
甲：渴了餓了喝紅牛，困了累了還喝紅牛，尿頻尿急也喝紅牛。紅牛紅牛，不紅也牛。
A: thirsty and hungry drink Red Bull, sleepy and tired also drink Red Bull, frequent urination and drinking Red Bull. Red Bull Red Bull, not red cattle.
乙：可是我們家只有黃牛沒有紅牛。
B: but our cattle not only Red Bull.
甲：算了，我還是給你講幾個故事激發一下你的學習興趣吧。
A: Well, I give you some of the stories to stimulate your interest in learning.
乙：故事我愛聽。
B: I like the story.
甲：你聽過車胤囊螢，孫康映雪，匡衡鑿壁偷光嗎？
A: have you ever heard of Chen Yin capsule firefly, assious diligently, stealing light?
乙：沒聽說過，怎麼回事？
B: never heard of, how to return a responsibility?
甲：車胤呢，小時侯非常愛讀書，可是他家很窮很窮，沒錢買燈，於是他捉了許多螢火蟲，裝進一個袋子里，晚上照著讀書。
A: Car Yin, childhood love reading books very much, but his family were very poor, no money Maideng, so he caught many fireflies, in a sack, after reading the evening.
乙：那我們也去捉螢火蟲吧。
B: then we have to catch fireflies.
甲：你有電燈電棒要螢火蟲干什麼？
A: do you have a flashlight to light fireflies stem what?
乙：這樣才能體現我學習刻苦呀。
B: we can reflect I study hard.
甲：拉倒吧你，螢火蟲會發光你會發光嗎？螢火蟲會飛你會飛嗎？
A: forget you, fireflies glow you will shine? Fireflies fly can you fly?
乙：那孫康映雪呢？
B: that diligently?
甲：孫康晚上想讀書，可是他家很窮很窮，沒有燈，於是他在雪地里，借著雪的光亮讀書。
A: want to read Sun Kang night, but his family were very poor, there is no light, and he in the snow, with snow light reading.
乙：我看這天也不下雪的，可是外邊多冷啊。在外邊讀書，不被當成夢游症也被當成神經病啊。還是聽聽那個誰鑿壁偷東西吧，我也學學。
B: I think it does not snow, but cold outside. Outside reading, not be treated as sleepwalking is a mental derangement. Or listen to the guy who broke the wall to steal it, I also learn.
甲：那是匡衡鑿壁偷光，匡衡呢家裡也是很窮很窮，晚上沒燈讀書，於是把自家的牆壁鑿了個洞，借著鄰居的燈光讀書。
A: it is assious steals light, the Kuang Heng. The house is poor and very poor, the night did not light reading, then cut a hole in the wall of their neighbors, with light reading.
乙：可是我家隔壁是豬圈呀，再說把牆鑿得凈是窟窿，隔壁的小豬偷看我洗澡怎麼辦呀？
B: but my family next door is a pigsty, besides the net is the hole through the wall, next door to the pig peek how do I take a shower?
甲：我跟你介紹他們是想讓你學習他們刻苦的學習精神，天才就是這樣誕生的。
A: I'll introce you to them is to let you learn their hardworking, such a genius is born.
乙：天才，天天發財。
B: Genius, everyday get rich.
甲：你怎麼凈想著錢呢，這樣吧既然中國的你學不了，就學學外國的吧。牛頓。
A: how do you always think of money, such as Chinese you can not learn, learn foreign. Newton.
乙：長的象頭牛反應卻很遲鈍。
B: like a cow was long but very ll.
甲：奧斯特洛夫斯基。
A: Ostrovsky.
乙：你回家去娶老母雞？
B: you go home to marry the old hen?
甲：近代化學之父---道爾頓。
A: the father of modern chemistry. --- Dalton.
乙：長這么大沒聽說過化學還有個爸爸，他媽是誰呀？
B: so long haven't heard about chemistry and a father, his mother is who?
甲：好好好，咱不談學習了，談談你的生活吧。
A: Well, I don't talk about learning, talk about your life.
Ⅳ 幾個超搞笑的英語小笑話
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
【譯文】
老貓
一位老婦有隻貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一隻老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：「不要打你的老僕人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還願意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。」
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【譯文】
一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：「我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。」然後他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土裡去。
他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然後他說：「今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。」
他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
【譯文】
城裡老鼠和鄉下老鼠
從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。一隻老鼠居住在鄉村，另一隻住在城裡。很多年以後，鄉下老鼠碰到城裡老鼠，它說：「你一定要來我鄉下的家看看。」於是，城裡老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了一塊田地上它自己的家裡。它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城裡老鼠。城裡老鼠說：「這東西不好吃，你的家也不好，你為什麼住在田野的地洞里呢？你應該搬到城裡去住，你能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳餚，你應該到我城裡的家看看。」
鄉下老鼠就到城裡老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的一陣響聲，城裡的老鼠叫喊起來：「快跑！快跑！貓來了！」他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。
過了一會兒，他們出來了。當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：「我不喜歡住在城裡，我喜歡住在田野我的洞里。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。」
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,就看見一個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行".
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」
A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow ng upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the nghill, feel very warm, graally recovered, it is warm and comfortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the nghill, bird, pull it out.
The way of existence: not everyone to lead the ng upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the nghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the nghill, had better keep your mouth shut.
糞堆里的小鳥
一隻小鳥飛到南方去過冬。天很冷，小鳥幾乎凍僵了。於是，飛到一大塊空地上，一頭牛經過那兒，拉了一堆牛糞在小鳥的身上，凍僵的小鳥躺在糞堆里，覺得很溫暖，漸漸蘇醒過來，它溫暖而舒服的躺著，不久唱起歌來，一隻路過的野貓聽到聲音，走過去看個究竟，循著聲音，野貓很快發現了躺在糞堆里的小鳥，把它拽出來吃掉了。
生存之道：不是每個往你身上拉大糞的人都是你的敵人。也不是每個把你從糞堆里拉出來的人都是你的朋友，還有，當你躺在糞堆里時，最好把你的嘴閉上。
One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: "I am blind, please help."
A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat. He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a new message. He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left.
Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost completely full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it?
一天，有個瞎子坐在一棟大樓的台階上，腳下的標牌上寫著：「我是個瞎子，請幫幫我。」
一位有創意的廣告員從瞎子身旁經過時停了下來，看到瞎子的帽子里只有一些硬幣。他也在帽子里放了幾個硬幣，未經允許，就拿過標牌，翻過來在上面重新寫了一句標語，然後把標牌放回瞎子的腳下，離開了。
那天下午晚些時候，這位廣告員回到了這個身旁，他發現帽子里幾乎裝滿了紙鈔和硬幣。瞎子聽出了他的腳步聲，問他是否是那個改標牌的人？他也想知道這位男士在上面寫了什麼。
廣告員回答說：「我只是改了你的標語使人們能夠看明白。」他向這個瞎子表達了祝福，說了再見，繼續走自己的路。
瞎子並不知道，他的新標語是這樣的：
現在是春天，但我卻看不到。
Ⅳ 兩人簡單的英語對話搞笑的
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。
Ⅵ 2人英語情景對話 題目在補充圖片
這是幹嘛？翻譯還是什麼的？
Ⅶ 有什麼有趣的英語表情包
肯定用的。但大多數並不是可愛型，而是搞笑，都是電影電視劇裡面的比較多，後者是一些我們自己自製的。可以找度娘，沒有什麼是度娘不知道的。
Ⅷ 誰有兩人的搞笑英語對話或相聲，懸賞，有地大大的賞
甲：聽說你喜歡下象棋
乙：沒錯
甲：你爸爸也喜歡下象棋。
乙：是啊
甲：可不，以前我老和你爸爸下棋。
乙：對
甲：有一回我和你爸爸下棋，你猜我們誰厲害？
乙：我爸爸下象棋好，當然我爸爸厲害
甲：對，我厲害
乙：你怎麼厲害了？
甲：你爸爸那麼大歲數，當然讓著我,我還老偷子兒.背著你爸爸沒看見把他的棋子兒偷出來仨,你爸爸都沒棋了，結果我下棋厲害我贏了。
乙：那是你厲害
甲：我贏了，你爸爸不答應了，說三盤兩勝，還得下。第二盤，你猜我倆誰厲害？
乙：照剛才那樣下，肯定你厲害
甲：對，你爸爸厲害
乙：怎麼又我爸爸厲害了
甲：這回你爸爸不讓著我了，還加了仔細了，我也偷不了子兒了，你爸爸那麼厲害，我當然就輸了。
乙：你又輸了
甲：到第三盤，你猜我倆誰厲害？
乙：我不猜了，你就說吧
甲：我倆和棋了
乙：我不猜你倆又和棋了。
甲：是啊，下到最後我就剩下一個士，你爸爸就剩下一個象
乙：那就別下了
甲：是啊，依著我也是不能下了，可你爸爸不幹，非得接著下不可？
乙：啊？？一個象一個士，都沒有能過河的子兒了，那怎麼下呀？
甲：呵呵，你爸爸有主意。
乙：什麼主意？
甲：你爸爸說了「要不咱們士象都過河吧。」
乙：沒聽說過！
甲：然後呢你爸爸的象就過河了，我的士也過河了，你爸爸就拿他的象象我，我就拿我的士士你爸爸。。。你爸爸再象我，我再士你爸爸，你爸爸象我，我士你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸。。。。。。。。。
乙：去你的吧！！
Ⅸ 搞笑的英語翻譯
搞笑：adj.〈方,口〉funny,amusing；v.〈方,口〉tomakesb.laugh,toamusesb.,tojoke。網路Funny;comedy;Funny，Scene
例句：1..相比較來說，這本書很搞笑而且容易理解。2.dbe.Whatanideaforadisastermovie.時速200公里的火車竟然在市區里出軌是多麼搞笑的一件事情，作為災難片倒是一個不錯的點子。3.
Itwasaveryendearingmoment,somethingoutofastereotypical"cultures-clash"filmbutmuchfunnier.這是一個珍貴的鏡頭，不是某種老套的「文化沖突」電影，但非常搞笑。
Ⅹ 搞笑的英語笑話，越多越好
Goethe's
Tolerance
Goethe
was
once
strolling
on
a
narrow
path
in
a
park
in
Weimar.
As
luck
would
have
it,
he
met
with
a
critic
who
was
hostile
to
him.
Both
of
them
stopped,
staring
at
each
other.
Then
the
critic
said,
"I'll
never
make
way
for
a
fool."
"But
I
will,"
with
that
Goethe
retreated
aside.
歌德的容忍
一次，歌德正在魏瑪一個公園的一條狹窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇見一個對他懷有敵意的評論家。兩人都停了下來，彼此相互對視。接著評論家說道：「我從來不給傻瓜讓路。」
「可我給。」說完歌德退到了一邊。
Cat
and
Mice貓和老鼠
Mrs
Brown
went
to
visit
one
of
her
friend
and
carried
a
small
box
with
holes
punched
in
the
top.
"
What's
in
your
box?"
asked
the
friend.
"A
cat,"
answered
Mrs
Brown.
"You
see
I've
been
dreaming
about
mice
at
night
and
I'm
so
scared!
This
cat
is
to
catch
them."
"But
the
mice
are
only
imaginary,"
said
the
friend.
"So
is
the
cat,"
whispered
Mrs
Brown.
貓和老鼠
布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。「盒子里裝的是什麼？」朋友問道。「一隻小貓，」布朗夫人回答說，「你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。」「可老鼠都是假想的呀。」朋友說。「小貓也是假想的。」布朗夫人小聲說道。