Ⅰ 搞笑图片库用英语怎么说
搞笑图片库_有道翻译
翻译结果：
Funny photo gallery
photo
英 ['fəʊtəʊ]
美 ['foto]
n. 照片
Photo 照片,作品,相册
photo album 写真集,相册,相簿
Photo Kano 恋曲写真,写真女友,英文名称
Ⅱ 搞笑用英语怎么说
幽默的英语：humorous
英['hjuːmərəs] 美['hjuːmərəs]
adj.幽默的；诙谐的
词汇搭配：
1、humorous kid幽默的小子
2、Humorous Pics幽默影像
3、humorous ads幽默广告
4、Humorous pictures幽默图片
常见句型：
1、This is a humorous novel.
这是一部幽默小说。
2、He is a very kindly and rather humorous man.
他是一个十分善良和充满幽默感的人。
3、He is very humorous.
他非常幽默。
4、The play was so humorous that the audience laughed all through it.
这个剧是如此的幽默以至于观众一直笑。
(2)互飙英语搞笑图片扩展阅读：
词义辨析
humorous,amusing,comical,funny,ridiculous这几个词都可表示“引人发笑的”。其区别是：
1、amusing表示“逗笑的，令人开心的”；
2、funny表示“可笑的，滑稽的”，语意比amusing强，在口语中，还有“不可理解”的意思；
3、comical表示“喜剧性的，令人捧腹的”，只用于人的表情、行为或某一局面等，很少用来指具体事物；
4、humorous表示“幽默的”，指有意识地产生一种轻松可笑的效果；
5、ridiculous表示“荒谬的，愚蠢的”，有时可引申为“令人发笑的”，具有鄙视的意味。
Ⅲ 谁有两人的搞笑英语对话或相声！悬赏！有地大大的赏
Campus comic -- "campus"
甲：亲爱的同学们，我想死你们了。
A: my dear classmates, I miss you.
乙：先向大家作一下介绍。
B: first we introce.
甲：我叫王迈达。
A: my name is Wang Maida.
乙：我叫黄映翔。
B: my name is Huang Yingxiang.
甲：yb，你是新生吧，以后有什么需要我帮忙的尽管说，学长我一定会尽力而为的。
A: Yb, you are a freshman, after what I need help though say, I will do everything in one's power of students.
乙：哦，一定一定。老大，你成绩好吗？
B: Oh, sure. Boss, you get good grades?
甲：马马乎乎。
A: Mama huhu.
乙：那你成绩为什么这么好呢？
B: that you why so good?
甲：因为我是从“竹板炒肉丝”的惨痛经历中磨练出来的，我已经深刻体会到：落后就要挨打。
A: because I am a honed from "the bitter experience heavy bamboo slats fried shredded pork", I have a profound experience: behind will be beaten.
乙：哎，英雄所历略同呀。
B: Hey, hero history summary.
甲：能具体点吗？
A: can the specific point?
乙：80分以下女子单打，70分以下男子单打，60分以下男女混合双打。
B: 80 points following the women's singles, men's singles 70 points, 60 points below the mixed doubles.
甲：这怎么说？
A: how do you say this?
乙：80分以下老妈揍我，70分以下老爸揍我，60分以下老爸老妈一起揍我。
B: 80 points below mom beat me, dad hit me below 70 points, 60 points below the beat with my mom and dad.
甲：你就是在这种环境下成长起来的吗？
A: you are in this environment to grow up?
乙：谁在乎我的心里有多苦，谁在意我的明天去何出。
B: who cares about me, how hard the heart, who will care about my tomorrow to go to where the.
甲：哎呀我可怜的学弟呀，不过没事的，你的肌体早晚会磨练成金刚不坏之身的,到时候你就会永垂不朽了。
A: Oh, my poor brother ah, but all right, your body will temper as unscathed, but you will go down to posterity.
乙：哎学长，早就听说你的学习是鸡立鹤群，独占鳖头呀，就给我介绍介绍你的学习方法吧。
B: Hey sir, had heard that your learning is chicken standing cranes, exclusive turtle head ah, you introce me to your way of learning.
甲：昨夜寒蛩不住鸣，惊回夺魁梦，已三更，起来凉水冲冲脸，再拼命，几挑窗前灯，一心为功名。窗前白叶落，阻征程，欲把心事付瑶琴，不可能，根本没空。
A: Han Ming could not last night cricket, scared to dream up past midnight, title, cold water in the face, then desperately, few pick window headlights, one for the fame. The window of white leaves, resistance to your journey, Fu Yaoqin, could not, did not empty.
乙：可我就是学不好，再熬夜也学不好。
B: I can not learn, then stay up all night is not good.
甲：你白天学，晚上学，吃饭学，上厕所也学，干什么都要想着学习学习再学习。
A: you day school, night school, dinner, the toilet, stem what want to learn and learn again.
乙：那哪成啊，晚上学一夜，白天就只好睡觉。吃着饭看书，我两次把饭塞进鼻孔里，三次把饭塞进耳朵里，四次把饭塞进别人的嘴里。上厕所看书，我怕呀。
B: so what ah, night, night, to sleep ring the day. Eat to read a book, I two put the meal into nostrils, three times the rice into his ear, four times the rice into the other's mouth. Go read a book, I am afraid.
甲：怕什么？
A: what are you afraid of?
乙：我怕掉进去，我不会在那里游泳啊。
B: I'm afraid fall into, I will not swim there.
甲：那你在学校都干些什么？
A: you in the school all to do what?
乙：我在学校，蹦蹦跳跳，哭哭笑笑，打打闹闹，撞墙上吊，白天睡觉夜里放炮，没事了钻到床底下跟老鼠乱咬。
B: I was in school, bounce, laugh or cry, Dadanaonao, wall hanging, sleeping ring the day, night shooting, nothing to get under the bed with the mouse bite.
甲：学习不刻苦，不如回家卖红薯，学习不努力，不如回家去种地。算了，别在这受苦受累了，回家去吧。
A: don't study hard, it is better to sell sweet home, don't study hard, as home to farm. Well, don't suffer, go home.
乙：哎……你这是什么话，你有什么了不起，不就是学习好点嘛，我要搞的你们家鸡犬不宁。
B: hey...... What are you talking about, you have what fantastic, is not to learn a good point, you jiquanbuning home I get.
甲：你想怎么样？
A: what do you want?
乙：我往你们家打电话。喂，请问是王迈达的母亲吗，告诉你一个不幸的消息，可爱的王迈达同学于昨天上午被车撞了一下，又被石头砸了一下，被驴踢了一下，还被狗咬了一口，现在正在医院抢救。
B: I call you home. Hello, is that Wang Maida's mother, tell you a sad news, lovely classmates yesterday morning Wang Maida was hit by a bus, it is stone hit, kicking ass, was bitten by the dog, is now in the hospital rescue.
甲：地点？
A: location?
乙：黑龙江乌鲁木齐。
B: Heilongjiang Urumqi.
甲：说这么远干什么？
A: so far stem what?
乙：让她坐着车慢慢找去吧，把车费全搭进去。
B: let her sit car slowly look, the fare all take in.
甲：好吧，算你狠，大家都听着，谁家有这样的电话都找他，都是他干的。
A: OK, you win, you listen, who have this phone for him, all he did.
乙：说实在的，我学习确实有困难。
B: to tell the truth, I really have difficulty learning.
甲：有什么困难？
A: what are the difficulties?
乙：我一看书就发困，就渴就饿，就想上厕所。
B: I read a book on the sleepy, thirst hungry, they want to go to the toilet.
甲：这好办呀。
A: that's easy.
乙：咋办？
B: what?
甲：渴了饿了喝红牛，困了累了还喝红牛，尿频尿急也喝红牛。红牛红牛，不红也牛。
A: thirsty and hungry drink Red Bull, sleepy and tired also drink Red Bull, frequent urination and drinking Red Bull. Red Bull Red Bull, not red cattle.
乙：可是我们家只有黄牛没有红牛。
B: but our cattle not only Red Bull.
甲：算了，我还是给你讲几个故事激发一下你的学习兴趣吧。
A: Well, I give you some of the stories to stimulate your interest in learning.
乙：故事我爱听。
B: I like the story.
甲：你听过车胤囊萤，孙康映雪，匡衡凿壁偷光吗？
A: have you ever heard of Chen Yin capsule firefly, assious diligently, stealing light?
乙：没听说过，怎么回事？
B: never heard of, how to return a responsibility?
甲：车胤呢，小时侯非常爱读书，可是他家很穷很穷，没钱买灯，于是他捉了许多萤火虫，装进一个袋子里，晚上照着读书。
A: Car Yin, childhood love reading books very much, but his family were very poor, no money Maideng, so he caught many fireflies, in a sack, after reading the evening.
乙：那我们也去捉萤火虫吧。
B: then we have to catch fireflies.
甲：你有电灯电棒要萤火虫干什么？
A: do you have a flashlight to light fireflies stem what?
乙：这样才能体现我学习刻苦呀。
B: we can reflect I study hard.
甲：拉倒吧你，萤火虫会发光你会发光吗？萤火虫会飞你会飞吗？
A: forget you, fireflies glow you will shine? Fireflies fly can you fly?
乙：那孙康映雪呢？
B: that diligently?
甲：孙康晚上想读书，可是他家很穷很穷，没有灯，于是他在雪地里，借着雪的光亮读书。
A: want to read Sun Kang night, but his family were very poor, there is no light, and he in the snow, with snow light reading.
乙：我看这天也不下雪的，可是外边多冷啊。在外边读书，不被当成梦游症也被当成神经病啊。还是听听那个谁凿壁偷东西吧，我也学学。
B: I think it does not snow, but cold outside. Outside reading, not be treated as sleepwalking is a mental derangement. Or listen to the guy who broke the wall to steal it, I also learn.
甲：那是匡衡凿壁偷光，匡衡呢家里也是很穷很穷，晚上没灯读书，于是把自家的墙壁凿了个洞，借着邻居的灯光读书。
A: it is assious steals light, the Kuang Heng. The house is poor and very poor, the night did not light reading, then cut a hole in the wall of their neighbors, with light reading.
乙：可是我家隔壁是猪圈呀，再说把墙凿得净是窟窿，隔壁的小猪偷看我洗澡怎么办呀？
B: but my family next door is a pigsty, besides the net is the hole through the wall, next door to the pig peek how do I take a shower?
甲：我跟你介绍他们是想让你学习他们刻苦的学习精神，天才就是这样诞生的。
A: I'll introce you to them is to let you learn their hardworking, such a genius is born.
乙：天才，天天发财。
B: Genius, everyday get rich.
甲：你怎么净想着钱呢，这样吧既然中国的你学不了，就学学外国的吧。牛顿。
A: how do you always think of money, such as Chinese you can not learn, learn foreign. Newton.
乙：长的象头牛反应却很迟钝。
B: like a cow was long but very ll.
甲：奥斯特洛夫斯基。
A: Ostrovsky.
乙：你回家去娶老母鸡？
B: you go home to marry the old hen?
甲：近代化学之父---道尔顿。
A: the father of modern chemistry. --- Dalton.
乙：长这么大没听说过化学还有个爸爸，他妈是谁呀？
B: so long haven't heard about chemistry and a father, his mother is who?
甲：好好好，咱不谈学习了，谈谈你的生活吧。
A: Well, I don't talk about learning, talk about your life.
Ⅳ 几个超搞笑的英语小笑话
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
【译文】
老猫
一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【译文】
一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。
他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”
他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
【译文】
城里老鼠和乡下老鼠
从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”
乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。
过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow ng upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the nghill, feel very warm, graally recovered, it is warm and comfortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the nghill, bird, pull it out.
The way of existence: not everyone to lead the ng upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the nghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the nghill, had better keep your mouth shut.
粪堆里的小鸟
一只小鸟飞到南方去过冬。天很冷，小鸟几乎冻僵了。于是，飞到一大块空地上，一头牛经过那儿，拉了一堆牛粪在小鸟的身上，冻僵的小鸟躺在粪堆里，觉得很温暖，渐渐苏醒过来，它温暖而舒服的躺着，不久唱起歌来，一只路过的野猫听到声音，走过去看个究竟，循着声音，野猫很快发现了躺在粪堆里的小鸟，把它拽出来吃掉了。
生存之道：不是每个往你身上拉大粪的人都是你的敌人。也不是每个把你从粪堆里拉出来的人都是你的朋友，还有，当你躺在粪堆里时，最好把你的嘴闭上。
One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: "I am blind, please help."
A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat. He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a new message. He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left.
Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost completely full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it?
一天，有个瞎子坐在一栋大楼的台阶上，脚下的标牌上写着：“我是个瞎子，请帮帮我。”
一位有创意的广告员从瞎子身旁经过时停了下来，看到瞎子的帽子里只有一些硬币。他也在帽子里放了几个硬币，未经允许，就拿过标牌，翻过来在上面重新写了一句标语，然后把标牌放回瞎子的脚下，离开了。
那天下午晚些时候，这位广告员回到了这个身旁，他发现帽子里几乎装满了纸钞和硬币。瞎子听出了他的脚步声，问他是否是那个改标牌的人？他也想知道这位男士在上面写了什么。
广告员回答说：“我只是改了你的标语使人们能够看明白。”他向这个瞎子表达了祝福，说了再见，继续走自己的路。
瞎子并不知道，他的新标语是这样的：
现在是春天，但我却看不到。
Ⅳ 两人简单的英语对话搞笑的
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
Ⅵ 2人英语情景对话 题目在补充图片
这是干嘛？翻译还是什么的？
Ⅶ 有什么有趣的英语表情包
肯定用的。但大多数并不是可爱型，而是搞笑，都是电影电视剧里面的比较多，后者是一些我们自己自制的。可以找度娘，没有什么是度娘不知道的。
Ⅷ 谁有两人的搞笑英语对话或相声，悬赏，有地大大的赏
甲：听说你喜欢下象棋
乙：没错
甲：你爸爸也喜欢下象棋。
乙：是啊
甲：可不，以前我老和你爸爸下棋。
乙：对
甲：有一回我和你爸爸下棋，你猜我们谁厉害？
乙：我爸爸下象棋好，当然我爸爸厉害
甲：对，我厉害
乙：你怎么厉害了？
甲：你爸爸那么大岁数，当然让着我,我还老偷子儿.背着你爸爸没看见把他的棋子儿偷出来仨,你爸爸都没棋了，结果我下棋厉害我赢了。
乙：那是你厉害
甲：我赢了，你爸爸不答应了，说三盘两胜，还得下。第二盘，你猜我俩谁厉害？
乙：照刚才那样下，肯定你厉害
甲：对，你爸爸厉害
乙：怎么又我爸爸厉害了
甲：这回你爸爸不让着我了，还加了仔细了，我也偷不了子儿了，你爸爸那么厉害，我当然就输了。
乙：你又输了
甲：到第三盘，你猜我俩谁厉害？
乙：我不猜了，你就说吧
甲：我俩和棋了
乙：我不猜你俩又和棋了。
甲：是啊，下到最后我就剩下一个士，你爸爸就剩下一个象
乙：那就别下了
甲：是啊，依着我也是不能下了，可你爸爸不干，非得接着下不可？
乙：啊？？一个象一个士，都没有能过河的子儿了，那怎么下呀？
甲：呵呵，你爸爸有主意。
乙：什么主意？
甲：你爸爸说了“要不咱们士象都过河吧。”
乙：没听说过！
甲：然后呢你爸爸的象就过河了，我的士也过河了，你爸爸就拿他的象象我，我就拿我的士士你爸爸。。。你爸爸再象我，我再士你爸爸，你爸爸象我，我士你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸。。。。。。。。。
乙：去你的吧！！
Ⅸ 搞笑的英语翻译
搞笑：adj.〈方,口〉funny,amusing；v.〈方,口〉tomakesb.laugh,toamusesb.,tojoke。网络Funny;comedy;Funny，Scene
例句：1..相比较来说，这本书很搞笑而且容易理解。2.dbe.Whatanideaforadisastermovie.时速200公里的火车竟然在市区里出轨是多么搞笑的一件事情，作为灾难片倒是一个不错的点子。3.
Itwasaveryendearingmoment,somethingoutofastereotypical"cultures-clash"filmbutmuchfunnier.这是一个珍贵的镜头，不是某种老套的“文化冲突”电影，但非常搞笑。
Ⅹ 搞笑的英语笑话，越多越好
Goethe's
Tolerance
Goethe
was
once
strolling
on
a
narrow
path
in
a
park
in
Weimar.
As
luck
would
have
it,
he
met
with
a
critic
who
was
hostile
to
him.
Both
of
them
stopped,
staring
at
each
other.
Then
the
critic
said,
"I'll
never
make
way
for
a
fool."
"But
I
will,"
with
that
Goethe
retreated
aside.
歌德的容忍
一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的一条狭窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇见一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道：“我从来不给傻瓜让路。”
“可我给。”说完歌德退到了一边。
Cat
and
Mice猫和老鼠
Mrs
Brown
went
to
visit
one
of
her
friend
and
carried
a
small
box
with
holes
punched
in
the
top.
"
What's
in
your
box?"
asked
the
friend.
"A
cat,"
answered
Mrs
Brown.
"You
see
I've
been
dreaming
about
mice
at
night
and
I'm
so
scared!
This
cat
is
to
catch
them."
"But
the
mice
are
only
imaginary,"
said
the
friend.
"So
is
the
cat,"
whispered
Mrs
Brown.
猫和老鼠
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。