我能給你答案,有的啊物美價廉,採納哦啊``
『貳』 誰推薦個,ps搞笑圖片素材,尤其謝謝
本人理解,蘇剛,給我分要緊有``
『叄』 ps搞笑圖片素材
『肆』 誰能幫我PS幾張搞笑的圖片,謝謝了.
祝你好心情
『伍』 求大神發一下這張搞笑ps圖片。所有人臉一模一樣的照片
我也想看,韓國人一張臉
『陸』 求大神幫忙PS圖片,越搞笑越猥瑣越好!感激不盡!先謝謝了,給好評
請採納我的問題
1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指,但竟沒有一個同學注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐著談天的時候,她突然站起來大聲說:「哎呀,這里真熱呀,我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧。」2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她:「你是否懷孕了?」「是啊!」女傭回道。「虧你還說得出口,你還沒有結婚,難道不覺得害羞嗎?」女主人再次訓。「我為什麼要害羞,女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎?」「可是我懷的是我丈夫的!」女主人生氣地反駁。「我也是啊!」女傭高興地附和。3、一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服,就是把口子在後面扣上,可以擋風。一天他酒後駕駛, 翻了,一頭栽在路旁。警察趕到:警察甲:好嚴重的車禍。警察乙:是啊,腦袋都撞到後面去了。警察甲:嗯,還有呼吸,我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使勁,轉回來了。警察甲:嗯,沒有呼吸了.......4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉村公路上,因為時常發生車禍,所以常常有一些鬼故事發生,有一天晚上,有一個計程車司機看見路邊有一個長發披肩,身著白衣的女人向他招手,因為這個司機沒有見過鬼,所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了,這一路上,司機雖然不信有鬼,心裡也毛毛的,所以時常從後視鏡看後面的女人,開著開著,突然司機發現那個女人不見了!司機嚇了一大跳,趕緊踩了一個剎車!只見那個女人滿臉是血,表情猙獰。司機嚇的牙直打顫。突然那女人開口了:「你會不會開車啊!我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……」5、一個病人去看病,醫生檢查了他,皺著眉頭說:「您病得太嚴重了,恐怕不會活多久了。」 病人:「求您告訴我我還能活多久?」 醫生:「十……」 病人著急地問:「十什麼?十年??十個月???十天?????」 醫生:「十,九,八,七,六,五……」6、老師:「你能說一些18世紀科學家共同特點嗎?」學生:「能,他們都死了。」7、犀糞蜣和蚊子談戀愛,蜣問蚊子是做什麼工作的,蚊子說:「護士,打針的。」蜣一拍大腿:「緣分吶,我是中葯局搓葯丸的…」8、一非洲人住在某一賓館。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人見狀顧不了那麼許多,光著身子就跑出去了。消防員見狀驚呼:「我的媽呀!都燒的糊了吧區的了還能跑那麼快!」9、一個人想出國考察,但必須得到老總批准。於是他向老總請示,老總給了他一張字條,上面寫著:「Go ahead」。 那人想:「Go ahead=前進,老總是批准了。」於是他開始打點行李。 一個同事見到了他問:「你在做什啊??」他說:「我准備出國考察,老總批准了,給我寫了『Go ahead』。」 同事一見條就樂了:「咱們老總根本就沒批准!!咱老總的英語水平你還不知道,他這是在說去個頭!」10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農夫說:「這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言,叫"感謝上帝"它就跑;叫"贊美上帝"它才停下。」農夫將信將疑,他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝,那匹馬立刻飛奔起來,越跑越快。一隻跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農夫才想起讓它停下來的口令「贊美上帝」。果然,馬停下來了。死裡逃生的農夫長出一口氣:「感謝上帝………」
我打了很久,請採納
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please
『柒』 有沒有PS厲害的,求一幅搞笑圖片。
你說的這個詞涉嫌造謠:「今年中秋因月餅廠家倒閉」,所以今年中秋就送腦殘片!
不適合使用!
滿意採納請評分呀!~
『捌』 如何用PS製作網上惡搞的那種搞笑GIF圖片
什麼軟體可以製作這種圖片? Photoshop 、fireworks、gif animator、Ulead GIF Animator可以做GIF動畫 [淺講下PS中製作GIF 用photoshop製作gif動畫圖片指導 只要是photoshop6.0以上的就用自帶ImageReady ,先找到你要做的原圖 ,然後 第一步: 啟動photoshop,並打開需要的兩幅圖! 第二步: 會彈出修改框,修改寬度和高度的像素。注意下面紅線里的約束比例!要改成非比例的大小就把勾點去!然後將兩副圖片的大小調一致! 第三步 : 很多JPG格式的圖在photoshop8.0里鎖定的,所以雙擊圖層里的背景項,會彈出一個選項框,選擇好~將背景變為圖層!(同理,另一幅圖片也這么做。但注意在photoshop里通過點擊圖片來改變當前編輯的圖片,所以改另一副圖先點擊一下) 第四步 : 選擇左邊工具條上面左邊的工具! 然後點住一幅圖片將它拖至另一副圖片里! 這時在圖層里應該是有兩個圖層! 將兩個圖片根據畫面的大小對對好~按保存! 第五步: 這時啟動ImageReady,打開你剛保存的圖片! 第六步: 在動畫工具條里點擊「復制當前幀」,復制後,在動畫里會顯示有兩個幀! 第七步: 點擊動畫工具里的「過度...」按扭! 點擊後會出現過度對話框!在「要添加的幀數」里選擇你希望的幀數,默認是5,這里我們也選擇5,然後點擊「好」 這時動畫欄里會顯示有7個幀! 第八步 : 這時看看圖層里的當前圖層是否為上面的圖,不是的話點擊來改變當前圖層! (注意有蘭色條顯示的就是當前圖層!) 選擇好當前圖層後,點擊動畫欄里第二個幀!點中後第二幀應該是蘭色的! 然後在圖層欄那邊改透明度!將其從100%改為80% 第九步 : 接著選擇第三個幀 將其不透明值改為60% 第十步: 同樣的方法點擊第4幀!將其不透明值改成40%。 點擊第5幀,將其不透明值改成20% 第十一步: 點擊第1幀,點擊「選擇幀延遲時間」點擊後會彈出個菜單!選擇0.2秒延遲後,第1幀下面會變為0.2秒。當然可以根據你的喜好改變。 第十二步: 點擊第7幀,和上面一樣延遲0。2秒 第十三步: 點擊「播放」按扭。就可以看到效果了 第十四步: 准備保存了,在轉為GIF文件前,先設下優化值!在預設一項將其值改為 GIF 128 仿色 然後選擇文件菜單里的「將優化結果存儲為」 選擇文件名後,按好!就OK了!
『玖』 大神ps搞笑圖片
樓主我吧你P成豬八戒了,別砍我。。。飄走,我是女,不是大神哥。。
『拾』 如何ps搞笑圖片
那看您要做什麼了!如果是動作,你可以在動作面板做
如果你是做搞笑圖片
你可以根據圖片的性質來做
如果您是做搞笑圖片相冊可以讓影視後期幫助,祝您好運!